I JUST REMEMBERED THAT I HAVE A BUNCH OF METROCON FOTTAGE FROM LAST YEAR
…..where is that fottage even
If i find it i’ll throw it together in a video gives me something to do this spring break
Can we please just all take a moment and think about how snails are the cUTEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. HOLY SHIT.
march of the noot noots
oh thank god you interrupted it
My picks from #safetytipsforladies on Twitter.
Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall
sharp rocks at the bottom?
bring it on
*applies mascara to leg hair* yes, much more definition and volume
“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”
Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals
I am asking for your help and I hate to do it but its a matter of life or death of a beloved animal who has done nothing wrong.
My town has very strict policies for pitbulls along with other “bully” breeds. The breed bias is unfair and has been fought against for years with no results and…
i will always assume indirects are about me. you could make a post/tweet like “ugh i hate that you raised me this way” and i’d be like i’m sorry i shouldn’t have done that
i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble
how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep
I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.
(✿ﾉ◡‿◡)ﾉ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ reminder that if u can’t get out of bed today that’s okay and if u feel like crying on public transportation that’s okay and if u got a bad mark on a test that’s okay because there are still so many forests to explore and cities to get lost in and dogs to pet and u are only a small star in a big universe and u are doing so well